Never in my life did I think this was even a job, let alone happened pretty much on my doorstep and that I'd be doing it.

Cleaning up after someone's just had sexual relations with a stranger is a very strange thing to get your head round. 

The smell, the heat, the knowing.

But let's clean the room for the next one.

Bedding straightened out, fresh towel on the bed and a fresh towel for the client.

New bin bag and don't forget to sort the shower out as most men like to have an extended lunch break, or a trip to the gym. So a shower is a must for most of them.

You have to make sure the girls getting all the attention on the phone, giving out her description, very sexily and seductive.

It's hard when you realise the person who's called is heavy breathing and playing with themselves on the other end of the line. As I said this definitely for the faint hearted.

You see all types of people, from young to old, from rich to poor, from married to single, from experienced to virgins too.

The married ones are always the best. They tip the best, they clean very very well, and they always ask that you remove the messages from the work phone just incase they get caught. It's usually stored under 'John at work'. I'd love to meet John at work cause he seems like a busy guy.

There's some guys who stay with the girl all day. I've been sent out of the building with a credit card to get £500 out and go and buy myself and them seem dinner/tea.

I've been sent to get alcohol, pizzas, flowers, all with a random man's card.

There are plenty of stories to tell you all, but here's just a few.

A client came in to see one of the girls and it turned out to be his niece. Imagine a family get together knowing that.

Another time someone came in and it was an official police officer. Apparently he was a regular with the owner to keep the locals at bay. I recon he just enjoyed his free services.

Someone else came in and asked me if I wanted some money, I had a laugh and said yeah. And he gave me £700 and the girl £1300 to keep.

There was a good few guys who asked me to come in and watch them have sex for an extra amount of money... But that's on to a whole different story.

So I'll see you there x x